Civilian Accidently Ejects Himself from Friend’s Plane
Nov 03
As the plane rolled into another stomach-churning maneuver, the passenger was probably wishing that he was somewhere else. Then, just like that, he was.
Bad Predictions – Part I
Mar 04
“He (Jesus Christ) answered and said to them, When it is evening, you say, “Fair weather; for the sky is red.And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and gloomy.” O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?” Matthew 16:3
The Flying Nun… er’ priest
Mar 02
A Catholic priest recently ascended to heaven on a host of helium party balloons, paying homage to Lawn Chair Larry's aerial adventure. Larry, the beloved survivor of a Darwin-worthy fiasco, attached 45 helium weather balloons to his lawn chair, packed a picnic lunch, and cut the tether--but instead of drifting above the Los Angeles landscape as planned, he was rocketed into LAX air traffic lanes by the lift of the weather balloons. Astoundingly, Larry survived the flight. Adelir Antonio, 51, was not so lucky.
A new category feature… Duh!
Mar 02
Everyone tells me that I am way to serious about stuff. Actually, I have a pretty lame sense of humor – something to do with spending thirty plus years living in a full house with a wife, a least a dozen young people, eight Jack Russell Terriers and a border dog named “Jack.” So, I created a special category called, “Duh!” This is where I will post at least one stupid story from around the world… a stupid story for every day of the year – unless you’re Jewish! If you are – then you get blessed with four additional stupid stories for free! Enjoy! William Cody Bateman P.S. By the way, I was known as “Spanky” each time I hiked portions of the 2,178-mile Appalachian Trail… that’s gotta’ count for something.
You have not cuz’ you’re a brunette
Oct 12
"As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion." Proverbs 11:22 BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A judge has brushed off a Connecticut woman's claim that L'Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products. Charlotte Feeney of Stratford said she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants. She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.
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