Civilian Accidently Ejects Himself from Friend’s Plane
Nov 03
As the plane rolled into another stomach-churning maneuver, the passenger was probably wishing that he was somewhere else. Then, just like that, he was.
Obama’s “Birthgate” and “911-2” debacles – and his lack of Solomon’s type of wisdom
Apr 29
Recently, an Obama staff member arranged a low level flyover of an “Air Force One” jumbo jet in the skies directly above Manhattan, New York. Additionally, an Air Force jet fighter was instructed to trail this same jet as it buzzed the city – all for an Obama propaganda gimmick. Manhattan’s citizens gazed skyward in abject horror as Obama’s jets approached their beloved Manhattan. Many began weeping aloud, still others ran for their collective lives while still others stood in one place – dumbstruck by what they were witnessing – frozen in fear by the still fresh memories of two Muslim piloted jumbo jets plowing into the World Trade Center a few years earlier. One of the more asinine acts of stupidity ever exercised by an acting President; Obama’s insensitive act of self-promotion begs the question; “Is there any wisdom in this man?" When compared to King Solomon of Ancient Israel – the answer is a no brainer… “No.” What does Obama lack that Solomon possessed in abundance? Wisdom.
Local Island Natives Laugh at Latest Tsunami Warning
Mar 19
NUKU'ALOFA, Tonga — A strong 7.9-magnitude earthquake struck Friday near Tonga, generating a tsunami with the potential of striking coastlines in the South Pacific, officials said. There were no immediate reports of damage. The quake struck about 130 miles south-southeast of the Tongan capital of Nuku'Alofa at a depth of 6.2 miles, the U.S. Geological Survey said. Police in the Tongan capital, Nuku'alofa, said there were no immediate reports of injury or damage.
Bad Predictions – Part I
Mar 04
“He (Jesus Christ) answered and said to them, When it is evening, you say, “Fair weather; for the sky is red.And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and gloomy.” O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times?” Matthew 16:3
Proverbs According to First Graders
Mar 03
A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Their insight may surprise you.
The Flying Nun… er’ priest
Mar 02
A Catholic priest recently ascended to heaven on a host of helium party balloons, paying homage to Lawn Chair Larry's aerial adventure. Larry, the beloved survivor of a Darwin-worthy fiasco, attached 45 helium weather balloons to his lawn chair, packed a picnic lunch, and cut the tether--but instead of drifting above the Los Angeles landscape as planned, he was rocketed into LAX air traffic lanes by the lift of the weather balloons. Astoundingly, Larry survived the flight. Adelir Antonio, 51, was not so lucky.
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